Yo mama jokes (part.2)

 yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."

Your Mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was fallin"

Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.

Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

yo Mama so fat her job with Hostess is why they went out of business

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount

Yo mama so fat she sat on the TV while you were watching Family Guy and Brian the dog died.

Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.

Yo mama so fat that when someone called her fat, she ate him

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising

yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

yo momma so fat she blocks the WiFi signal

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.

Yo momma so fat, she gets confronted every time she drinks or smokes because everyone thinks shes pregnant.

Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel

Yo mama so fat the government shut her down along with the rest of the national parks.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.