Yo mama jokes

yo mama is so fat when she bent over and showed her crack the grand canyon said "DAMMMMMMMMMMN"

yo mama so fat she can do the truffle shuffle better than Chunk in "The Goonies"

Yo mama so fat they found carmen san diego in between one of her chins

Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat then when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat I told her to haul ass & she hadda make two trips.

Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Your momma is so fat when she walked in her new house the first thing she saw was the basement

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs!

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she wears neck deorderant

Yo mama so fat she has pork rind incense burning in her house

yo momma is so fat her favorite basketball team is the Denver Nuggets

Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe

Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)

Yo mama so fat she got a bath from the cooking channel

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she straps an iPad on her arm before every run

Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat in the summer, people use her belly button as a swimming pool.

Yo mama so fat her shits are as long as king kongs finger

Yo mama so fat, if she was bricks she'd be a housing project.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

"You cant have a brother or a sister "Why?" "Yo mama so fat your daddy got squished in the process!"

Your mom is so fat that she can't fit in this joke.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food

Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada...