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Yo mama jokes (part.3)

 Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!

Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her "treble".

Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number".3)

Yo mama jokes (part.2)

 yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

Yo mama so fat I use her as a queen size matress and she doesn't even know it

Yo momma so fat Burger King hired her because she eats cows and shits hamburgers.

Yo mama so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her

Yo Mama so fat, that she gets free WiFi. Because she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat, she's "Large, Single, and ready to Pringle."

Your Mama so fat that when she wore a blue dress everybody thought that the "sky was fallin"

Yo mama so fat that her Polo shirt had a real horse on it.

Yo momma so fat Joran van der Sloot couldn't make her body disappear.

Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

yo Mama so fat her job with Hostess is why they went out of business

Yo mama so fat when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

Yo mama so fat she just had a baby and said it was delicious

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.

Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount

Yo mama so fat she sat on the TV while you were watching Family Guy and Brian the dog died.

Yo momma so fat her idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.

Yo mama so fat that when someone called her fat, she ate him

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo Mama so fat that when she wears a Orange jumpsuit and walks up the hill, people think the sun is rising

yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

yo momma so fat she blocks the WiFi signal

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.

Yo momma so fat, she gets confronted every time she drinks or smokes because everyone thinks shes pregnant.

Yo mama so fat, she masterbates to the food channel

Yo mama so fat the government shut her down along with the rest of the national parks.

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

 Yo mama jokes

yo mama is so fat when she bent over and showed her crack the grand canyon said "DAMMMMMMMMMMN"

yo mama so fat she can do the truffle shuffle better than Chunk in "The Goonies"

Yo mama so fat they found carmen san diego in between one of her chins

Yo momma so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat then when she fell from her bed she fell from both sides

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat I told her to haul ass & she hadda make two trips.

Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Your momma is so fat when she walked in her new house the first thing she saw was the basement

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs!

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she wears neck deorderant

Yo mama so fat she has pork rind incense burning in her house

yo momma is so fat her favorite basketball team is the Denver Nuggets

Yo mama so fat when she sits on the beach she makes sandpaper

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe

Yo mama so fat her DNA is DRO (for Dorito)

Yo mama so fat she got a bath from the cooking channel

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat she straps an iPad on her arm before every run

Yo mama so fat the army stole her underwear to use as parachutes

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat in the summer, people use her belly button as a swimming pool.

Yo mama so fat her shits are as long as king kongs finger

Yo mama so fat, if she was bricks she'd be a housing project.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

"You cant have a brother or a sister "Why?" "Yo mama so fat your daddy got squished in the process!"

Your mom is so fat that she can't fit in this joke.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food

Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada...

Cornball jokes continued...
    👑: A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
- A drink for me, one for all the people present and one for you.
The bartender executes the order, he also drinks his drink but the guy, once he finished drinking, ran out, without paying the bill. The next day, he backs in the same bar and repeats the order:
- A drink for me, one for all the people present and one for you.
The bartender, while he is serving drinks, starts to think: "Yesterday this client did not pay, I hope today he will". For the second time, the man ran out of the bar without paying. The bartender was so angry that he reached him at the exit and started beating him. The following day, the usual client enters in the bar, black and blue, full of bruises:
- A drink for me, one for all the people present but no drink for you. When you drink, you become violent.😃

Two friends, both married, decide to have fun on a Saturday night. They go to a night bar to find a prostitute. After having negotiated the price and split the check, the first one goes in the
room with the woman. Once he is out, the friend asks him: - Tell me, how it was?
- Not bad but my wife is better.
Ten minutes after, the second man leaves the room and the friend asks him:
- So...?
- You were right. Your wife is better.😃

Cornball Jokes...
  👑:   Joe goes to the pharmacy and asks for two viagras. The pharmacist:
- You don't need two pills, one is enough.
- I need two!
- I will repeat you again, one is more than enough.
- I need two.
- So, why two?
- Two girls will come to my place, tonight. We will have a romantic dinner, music in background, we will drink a couple glasses of wine, we will cuddle and have a long night together. I need two pills to satisfy both of them. After having listen the man, the pharmacist sells him two pills. The next day, Joe enters in the same pharmacy, rubbing his hands. The pharmacist:
- Good morning. How can I help you today?
- I need a hand balm.
- Why hand balm?
- They didn't come yesterday.

A senior couple goes to the doctor. The doctor first visits the husband:
- Everything seems to be fine. Are you having problems?
- Well, nothing special but when I make love with my wife, the first time, there are no problems at all. But, the second time I feel very sweaty and this annoys me.
After having visited the wife, the doctor asks her a question:
- To me, everything is ok but your husband says, when you are having sex, that the first time there are no problems while the second time he gets very sweaty. Do you know the reason for that?
- Sure, doctor. The first time is in January. The second is in August.

- Why farmers have it bigger than the guys from city?
- ???
- Because they haven't had toys!

Two girls:
- Which is the best contraceptive?
- An aspirin.
- ???
- Take an aspirin, put it between the knees and keep it tight.

A bachelor has no belly because when he opens a fridge he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes to the bed.
Married man has belly because when he comes to the bad he says:
- "Fuck it, the same again!" and then goes and opens the fridge.

A guy comes to his friend and finds him beating his dick with a hammer.
- What are you doing?
- I'm masturbating.
- Masturbating with a hammer!? Are you enjoying it at all?
- Yes, each time I miss it.

Real or fake ? 

(King of Comedy)

👑:Real or fake?? Wellll, first i'd like to ask who came up with this stupid question? And then that my opinion on these two words is now adays they are played out or used to freely or to often. What I believe, is the majority of people using these words dont even have the same definition of the word as the next man. Some say it means being honest or truthful or whatever. I personally think myself that people need to just find a whole nother word. I dont know if nothers a word but I once heard a man say "nata now nother" and that man was mike epps lol. But back to the topic. The other words people should use, I myself like to use "official" instead of real cause they somewhat have the same meaning. Maybe you could also try to use " trill, thorough, certifide, I dont know illest. Whatever, just think about once you start using them or something everybody else is just gonna play follow the leader. Because we are kings and especially if your on this site... haha. I'm just real tired of hearing people say "they aint real" or "there fake". People been letting this music be the main influence on the actions they take and life decisions. They got 17 year olds thinking they can live out rap songs real life. It's sad really I dont like to think about it. But since I am I would like to know what everybody else thinks on the topic. So please feel free to comment your opinion. And this is just of course my opinion if you was wondering. And also feel free to message me topic ideas or just stuff you want heard or seen about. Post a comment get the ball rolling.

 

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